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Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Jordanian Hotel Bombings

Does anyone else have a problem with husband & wife Islamo-fascist suicide bombers? It seems that the primary motivation for Islamic martyrdom is all the virgins. So, do the female martyrs get virgins too? The husband of this pair of marital martyrs blows off into virgin land leaving his wife behind pushing the "virgin" button on her bomb with nothing happening! Do you think that is an "accident"? Afterall, it was the husband who gave her the bomb and showed her how to use it.
Also I have heard of older married couples "warning" young about-to-be-married couples not to tie the knot, but this seems to take the prenuptial intervention to a new level. "Don't get married, just get yourself some eternal virgins." Now that brings up another issue. How can 70 virgins keep you in sexual bliss for eternity? Are they perpetual virgins? Does that perpetuality speak to one's inability to consummate the act in eternity? Hmmm, seems to me that someone needs to put some more thought into the virgin motivation thing.

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